Happy (Belated) Birthday Courtney!!! I actually missed it by a day because I've lost track of time, sorry!

My summer bas been composed of many adventures thus far!
I had many biking adventures, and many dropping-off-resume adventures.

Okay fine, I confess.

I fantacized myself courageously delivering resumes.

But in reality I delivered one.

It took me two days to gather the nerve and reseach the social conventions related to the challenge. I memorized like 6 different possibilities that conversation could have gone should I have to use them. I'm pretty bad with memory ... but I'm even worse with impromtu, so it was a necessary precaution.

The actual ordeal ended up being 30 seconds long.

... as for biking adventures ... all but one was a reality ... 'cause you see ... I fantacized riding my bike to drop off resumes ... heh heh.

Free Plug Line: "boring."

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Signing off @ 1:08AM eastern

Yes I am Canadian. Yes that means it's Victoria Day tomorrow. Yes that means I'm going to school on Victoria Day to write exams.
*grumbles* IB stands for Idiots and Bastards after all ... the idiot and bastard being me for falling for the IB propaganda *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

EDIT: THIS IS MOCKERY IN ITS PUREST FORM:
Here I am, trying to study (okay fine, I'm not*). On the contrary, outside, people are NOT keeping the Victoria Day festivities to themselves: they're setting fireworks D':
1) setting fireworks = noise = decrease in productivity.
2) pyrotechnics = biggest chemistry demo ever. Given that I love chemistry demos, how ironic is it that I'm trapped inside (supposedly) studying for chemistry! It's not fair! THE MOCKERY.

Suck it up, debbie. This is a down payment for ending school a month earlier than everyone else :D.

* To put my procrastination to perspective, I posted this blog on tumblr AND livejournal as well. That's how apathetic I am. To be honest, I'm actually not as pissed as I sound at the Victoria Day/fireworks thing, I just want people to feel sorry for my plight ;D.

Free Plug Line: "This is NOT FML. YAFM."

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Signing off @ 6:38PM eastern

Just checking in to say happy birthday to Iman! Happy 17th and good cluck with your IB endeavours. Now I will mock, in your face, about how I have 36 days left of this torture:

There's a saying we have here that states, "Those who can't do, teach."
Since my I had my loser grade 10 business teacher, my theory that business teachers teach business because that can't do business has been verified. Then my grade 10 art teacher came along and my theory expanded to, "teachers teach because they can't do". The theory is now a law because it could not be otherwise - proven by deduction. I fail to comprehend how else some of them could be so (a) scatterbrained and/or (b) bitter.

Now that I have your blood boiling with the thought of all your crappy teacher experiences, I shall proceed to tell you that all my teachers are awesome at the moment! I'm actually sad that this whole high school thing is ending in approximately 36 days ... I managed to scored pretty well with avoiding drama and stuff by simply living in my own little world: making friends by means of our common trait as loners, playing video games with my loners, treating academics with the same competitiveness I have with video games.

But this happiness is only relative to the prospective saddness. On the INTJ forum "No Friends" seems to be a common subject between us INTJs. Given my disability (see post on October 5th), given the reputation of lonliness at University of Toronto, you can deduce that these last 36 days will be my last social days of life. Given that, I find it quite shameful that this youtube video was, by far, the highlight of my week:

Gotta go, time for Arthur!

Free Plug Line: "There's no use in a free plug line if you don't plug D:"

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Signing off @ 12:27PM eastern

This half a year has been the most eventful time of my life. As if mocking me, this domain decides to take long periods of downtime. So for the past 4 months or so the reason I stopped updating was because I thought the domain expired. ANYHOW, list of events that happened:

1) December 21/08: I got baptized.
2) January: exams
3) February: Dominican Republic Mission preparation
4) March 10: Got into Queen's University for Engineering
4) March 15-23: Dominican Republic Mission Trip!!!
5) March 23: GOT INTO UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO ENGINEERING SCIENCE and Waterloo Mechanical Engineering!

I wish I could elaborate but some of these are way overdue. While my site was experiencing downtime, I updated the following accounts:

Special stalking recommendations: I update my TUMBLR a lot. That account has a lot of random things I find interesting and parts of my life that aren't significant enough to deserve their own livejournal post and stuff. My Flickr
has a bunch of Dominican Republic Mission pictures if that's what you're interested to see.

With regards to ~the future~. This month will be quite relaxing as we prepare for MASS EXAMINATIONS in May!

Free Plug Line: "Teach a man to light a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

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Signing off @ 6:36PM eastern

I have a confession to make: my scholarship net worth is $0.

The truth is, what I see of other people right now is what their marks are. To me, people are all numbers, those numbers being averages. In the future, my vision will change to how much they make (that makes me sound like a gold digger, haha). But my point is, it doesn't help that right now i'm not worth anything in terms of the only money I can possiblity get (scholarships).

Let me give you the brief overview of what happens to me while i'm scholarship hunting:
1) Oohhh good specs! (a good reward sum and good chances)
2) Let's go to the application form yeahhh!~
3) Name - yep, I have that; woo~
4) Address - yep, I have that
5) Marks - uhh, with IB marks yes, with preconverted Ontario marks, no.
6) Extracurriculars - yep, I have those
7) Awards - yep, I have those
8) Leadership - WHAT?!
I'm not much of a be-a-leader-for-no-reason type of dood, you see. And every scholarship makes gives you at least 3 spaces to write down leadership positions, which I have to leave blank everytime. Not that I don't think I can; it's just that usually I won't be social unless I have to. I mean, I usually lead group projects when I think they're important enough to spend my time on; but that's because my mark is on the line, a necessity.

Which leads me to my tragic flaw: antisocialness.
A bit of insight for non-anti-social people, antisocial people are really insecure. It's a lot like being fat, really.
Being fat, you're always thinking "Can I fit?"
Being antisocial you're always thinking "Is it too social?!"
So far it has cost me my potential scholarships; but in the future I'm bound to be taken advantage of because I'm not outspoken enough!

Free Plug Line: "Can I fit?"

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Signing off @ 4:01AM eastern

Now hosted by Susy and revamped 3 times over ... KFC's Portfolio is back better than ever! So "better-than-ever"ish that it now takes on the name tachyonic! - with an exclaimation mark!

... Someone needs to remind me why I'm not going into marketing.

Anyhow Tachyonic! works best with COOKIES DISABLED. I know, that's absolutely retarded and against the laws of cyberspace; but for best results you're going to have to go tools >> options >> privacy >> exceptions (for cookies) and BLOCK "Waterlemons.org/kfc/". It's not like your computer will blow up in your face if you don't, but it might not be the same visual experience.

Free Plug Line: "BUBBLES!"

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Signing off @ 4:01AM eastern